Memo from The Department of Foreign Affairs
Tour of Duty: Bourgogne
Upon receiving highly classified intelligence from The High Commandress of The Female Supremacy, our two Special Agents have been urgently ordered to report to the Burgundy Base Camp in the Bourgogne region of France.
In an unprecedented manoeuvre, Special Agent Bella and Special Agent Hunter will be asked to draw upon extreme levels of concentration to capture one unruly member of the subspecies known as man.
In short, they will be staging a kidnapping in Bourgogne, France between December 12-13th.
One unlucky member of the subspecies known as “man” will be stalked under surveillance, hog tied, thrown into a white van and driven to an undisclosed location to be put into forced labour. This prisoner will be subjected to, and pushed beyond extremes never before carried out by either of the two Special Agents.
So serious and secret is the nature of this mission, those interested parties will be required to pay a £20 fee for an application containing further information.
For this rare event, the Special Agents are commanding a tribute of 1000 Euros.
The question remains…
Etes -vous assez homme?
BURGUNDY BASECAMP – DECEMBER 12-13 only
(offer only open to residents of France or European nations)
Purchase £20 Amazon gift voucher to firstname.lastname@example.org
to receive official application and further details